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Sung to the tune of "Sittin In a Bar" by Rehab...
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The Innkeeper Song -- aka Sittin in an Inn
parodied by A. Ponder aka Duvik Ironbottom
People in the back ground talking:
Care for another dwarven firewater?
Yer damned right he's an arse!
Ale sir?
[Song:]
Innkeeper I really did it this time
I found a map it really was a good line
We reached the X just three days ago
What we found when we got there you don't wanna know
There was this cave in the hills
We went inside and made us some kills
Then we moved way back deep within
We found a fancy tomb in it was a stone coffin
Well in my greedy stupor
I did what I should have never done
Now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Hiding from the sun
I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
Hidin from the light on the outside
There was a vampire in that coffin yes
So I took me a stake and drove it in his chest
My player rolled a 1 and I f--kin missed
Now standing in the sun brings me tears
I'll probably even stop likin beers
Yea I know the sun is goin down
When it does I'ma go ahead and leave this town
I've gone and lost my mortal soul
Now I'm scared of holy water in a bowl
Yes the life that I knew is gone
And the guy that used to play me he has moved on
I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
Hidin from the light on the outside
There was a vampire in that coffin yes
So I took a wooden stake and drove it in his chest
My player rolled a 1 and I fuckin missed
[Rap:]
What has he done to me
Unlife is misery
So much for level 3
And now my player he's a rollin up a thief
Oh wait a rogue see
Is how to say correctly
I was a ranger
All us in the party yeah we knew we were in danger
He set them all to burn
But it wasn't my concern
He bit my neck real hard and sucked me dry
Then left me in the dirt.
It wasn't my fault
But that stupid die it flipped right over
He rolled a one
And now I'm feelin like the game is over.
[Song:]
And now i'm sittin here my friend
Knowin that unlife will never end
Until a cleric finally hunts me down
And turns me for my sin
I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
Hidin from the light on the outside
There was a vampire in that coffin yes
So I took a stake and drove it in his chest
My player rolled a 1 and I fuckin missed
[Fades out:]
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Heyyyyyyyy
Laaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Hey you bastard
Laaaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la
Sung to the tune of "Sittin In a Bar" by Rehab...
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The Innkeeper Song -- aka Sittin in an Inn
parodied by A. Ponder aka Duvik Ironbottom
People in the back ground talking:
Care for another dwarven firewater?
Yer damned right he's an arse!
Ale sir?
[Song:]
Innkeeper I really did it this time
I found a map it really was a good line
We reached the X just three days ago
What we found when we got there you don't wanna know
There was this cave in the hills
We went inside and made us some kills
Then we moved way back deep within
We found a fancy tomb in it was a stone coffin
Well in my greedy stupor
I did what I should have never done
Now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Hiding from the sun
I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
Hidin from the light on the outside
There was a vampire in that coffin yes
So I took me a stake and drove it in his chest
My player rolled a 1 and I f--kin missed
Now standing in the sun brings me tears
I'll probably even stop likin beers
Yea I know the sun is goin down
When it does I'ma go ahead and leave this town
I've gone and lost my mortal soul
Now I'm scared of holy water in a bowl
Yes the life that I knew is gone
And the guy that used to play me he has moved on
I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
Hidin from the light on the outside
There was a vampire in that coffin yes
So I took a wooden stake and drove it in his chest
My player rolled a 1 and I fuckin missed
[Rap:]
What has he done to me
Unlife is misery
So much for level 3
And now my player he's a rollin up a thief
Oh wait a rogue see
Is how to say correctly
I was a ranger
All us in the party yeah we knew we were in danger
He set them all to burn
But it wasn't my concern
He bit my neck real hard and sucked me dry
Then left me in the dirt.
It wasn't my fault
But that stupid die it flipped right over
He rolled a one
And now I'm feelin like the game is over.
[Song:]
And now i'm sittin here my friend
Knowin that unlife will never end
Until a cleric finally hunts me down
And turns me for my sin
I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
Hidin from the light on the outside
There was a vampire in that coffin yes
So I took a stake and drove it in his chest
My player rolled a 1 and I fuckin missed
[Fades out:]
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Heyyyyyyyy
Laaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Hey you bastard
Laaaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la